Wednesday, February 13, 2008

What Does White Strands In Faceas Mean

People


If variety is the spice in comparison is refinement. One can look very good canned stew, but when you eat a coal stove made slowly for 5 hours and relaxed one day out of the fridge, he discovers that Coast is dedicated to putting an orange plastic cylinder and cover with gelatin . It also happens with the housing : you spend 4 years living in one, for you, luxury apartment in the city center, spacious, sophisticated and growing a great social life. But when you move in you realize that the area was a ghetto and smelled bad, that the square footage does not count if they are occupying lint, a shell dog is not sophisticated, but tacky, and that social life is not measured by the number of days that you bottle a week. Items perspective.

With TV it's the same: the categorization carried out any conscious being (thus exclude spectators "There you ") sets standards based on known patterns, such as the International Bureau of Weights and Measures. So, I always had thought that " Pasapalabra " was a contest that, even assuming cult was based only on a matter of chance as well as being slow, too repetitive (taking into account that a competition always is) and with no technical background and artistic. But lo! Programming in store for us, almost even in time zone, something called " Money, money ." And of course, is like a 307 parked next to a 206: there are 101 points of difference.

"Money, money" is a contest of questions and answers. Like many others, such as "Learn and earn ." If the latter does not know, 40 questions in half an hour, "Money, money" should have a similar ratio to provide the program an appropriate pace. Well, "Money, money" has as its content a minimum of 8 maximum of 13 questions and lasting 70 minutes. If we add that half of these possible answers are "Yes" or "No", we become intellectual idea of \u200b\u200bthe complexity of the product. We have

clear that the contest is the main objective mental cultivation, so it has to base its appeal on other points: the award and meat. The potential prize is striking: more than a million euros. What should I do to get it? For getting the questions right (eight questions eight, a challenge only to the extent of the elites) and get lucky by choosing dancer : meat, males and females swaying to the rhythm of repetitive melodies mamachicho true to the style that has marked both generation babyboom of Nutella . These dancers have enrrollables parchments hidden in the awards, leaving the highly stylized extras when open (scrolls). Money and sex together by thinking of creative genius of the format, like a brothel but no bar.

What gives meaning to all this? If you ask this question is that we have captured the tone of the post. This makes sense not one, not Richard Feynman lectures in their lessons could take advantage of a freak as "Money, money." Thus, Josep Lobató , which is the host of space, can do little except piss more. And that's a grain of sand: Push to the bottom of a blind invalid dying with symptoms of starvation and widespread metastasis. The boy brings two things: read "Yes " screen in front of him and read " No" on the screen in front. Acting

rigor required, we can say that the scale tvzap valuation of television contest formats defined 0 as the value obtained by "Money, Money" and the value 101 as the value obtained by "Pasapalabra ". In the same scale pattern, "Identity " gets a value of 2 kilo-tvzap.

As scientific curiosity will point to the so-called "absolute zero "the lowest theoretical value scale tvzap , where receptor neurons of the television broadcast lack of movement and violates the principle of indeterminacy Zapseinberg ( is impossible to determine, simultaneously and accurately arbitrary pair of variables "boredom" and "embarrassed" ), is the point assigned to "That's your" corresponding to the value -273. Trillion.

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Free Get Well Soon Cards Broken Leg

273 Kelvin



We said yesterday
the fashion of competitions on TV had its days numbered taking as base frequency of trends within the television landscape. Big mistake the role. Predicted that the passage of ostracizing the " Pasapalabra " and as good citric with a rule of thumb was more right than a holy "Pasapalabra" disappeared from our lives. But after a string change and less time than I've been slow to return to the blog, there you are again with your donut and a speaker that blunderbuss more than its predecessor. Impossible? "Incredible? Yes, both, but true.

And so, to the surprise of all my personalities, television is full of competitions. There are as many and as varied that could be talking about the next 12 +1 posts them. Maybe I do, but not today. I just returned from a long vacation bloggers and working as a short vacation to take the rest of my bile in one post. Only talk about one: "Identity ." Anything to do with the film ? No, no hint of a motel, rainy night, a murderer or heinous crimes. At least the cameras outside.

Yesterday I gave him a deserved second chance in the competition. Do you want me to say, 40% of the English population receiving could be watching TV last night to Grissom, but I'm tired long the nephew of Lady Fletcher. English awaken, renewed or die. Not everything can be to find traces of blood on the walls or pieces of fiber in porters. There is a world of sensations out of 5 of your remote.

The mechanics of "Identity" is that the contestant will show 12 people and a panel with 12 identities, which can be as diverse as "player selection of English football" or "father of the presenter." And to join with arrows. His only aid is the enigmatic mannequins pints live poker face that put them and three wildcards some ful. One of them is the only error that can have other is a committee of experts that rimbobantes professions covered (criminologist, an expert in HR, ...) have the same validity opinions of argument that a child of 3 years or a viewer of "That's your ." The other wild card, the Tridentity , reveals only three candidates for the personality you choose the competitor.

And so, to be separately identifiable person identity. Can be planted at any time or continue taking risks. Maximum award : 100 thousand euros. Minimum Award: 0 ballplayer.

The contest is presented by Antonio Garrido, with background as an actor ("simulators") and in the short-contest " minded people. "At this point in the film that the host of the program does not put you on edge and has no more importance than the contestants is a merit, so bravo to him.

Since the shared solitude of my living always complained that the TV contests are more a matter of chance that knowledge and the level, quality and neurons used in its preparation by the writers and filmmakers be counted on the fingers a cripple. Yesterday, his head hanging from the couch and feet in the air (ideal position for the brain and certain buzz sobrerriego dream) I saw that "Identity" does not get too of this pattern, except in the matter of chance. The competition may be stupid, yes, but not fool anyone. This award does not depend on that day the donut is to "start with the M, capital of Spain" or "begins with M, capital of Swaziland ." Maintains a constant criterion of difficulty and equal opportunity in the days running, is a scarce commodity.

If we add that the mechanics invited to play at home ("fat cake taster is fixed") and, above all, do not file Sobera , we have the perfect program for evenings that it screws the adsl, the xbox the hard disk player, and is magnetized with fields for particles down all your DVDs.

Zama is back. With renewed spirits. And this time is to stay.

Sunday, July 8, 2007

Invinting For Bothers Marriage

Ways to lie face


Last week we enjoyed / sufir in the 2 the debate on the state of the nation . In that debate attended the presentation by our highly paid political leaders what is your version of the state of the state. The prime minister presented us with a country which, if not the best of this world we walk around, the president of the opposition offered his view that, once heard, do not understand how the poor Rajoy has not yet taken a ticket in the next canoe towards cualquierotrositio .
Hours after face to face ZP / Rajoy Noche Hache, the puppet pulled Acebes Angelito reinterpreting the superhit of Leno " Ways to live." Very funny and, above all, very wise. I imagine Rosendo Descojonado at home while a hairy puppet of the doctor of half-truths , general secretary Peper, which is Angel Acebes aznarianos shook their hair to the rhythm of Ways of lying. " Mariano spoke

much, especially ETA, but part of the record and the requirement to ZP for proven innocent, I stayed with that of good socialist catechism in reference to the subject of Citizenship Education . That mention of the catechism took me to the obvious: the Catholic Church and their bosses. If it were not for its medieval influence opinions "millions? People, these atrocities for their largemouth spitting would be worthy of a comedy show in prime time .
As jerifaltes Christian sect that calls itself Catholic (ie universal) can not openly say that are against most of the contents of that subject, because it would highlight the human rights and democratic values \u200b\u200bare taught that there are in clear opposition to their totalitarian approaches, all focus on the treatment on this subject is given to sex in general and homosexuality in particular.

propose a little exercise to try to show the absurdity of their position: suppose that God exists and created the universe and everything in it, including our planet, compared with the whole Universe would be like the a tiny insignificant ant shit in the middle of the vastness of the Amazon. Is it logical to think that God creator is worried about what the people of this small piece of rock lost one of the billions of galaxies that make up creation do with their sexual organs?. I think not. Moreover, if indeed you are concerned about where we put our penises and what we put in our vaginas, that God is a bastard because first gives us the sexual instinct and invents orgasm and then we greatly limits their use.

And finally, another amateur to manipulate their subjects: Kim Jong Il . On Friday we saw Four love the leader above all, a great Jon Sistiaga reporting on North Korea and its regime stunned. The documentary does not show the whole reality of the country and the guides / political commissars who accompany tourists camouflaged journalists exert tight control over everything that is written, but what you see is enough to get a sense of dread in living those 22 million poor souls who have had the misfortune to be born north of 38. Recommend its viewing to those who have not already done so, I guess in the vastness of the Internet is not difficult to find, and each draw their own conclusions .

Thursday, June 7, 2007

Biology: Experiment To Find Glucose In Urine

Thankfully we have ... Fisher


I very recently little television. Rather, lately happened more or less the same time watching television than before but I see nothing. wander from one channel to another without any fixed destination.


The information was one of my addictions, but I have a season without eating. The campaign's adultery and my brain does not feel good. I thought that after the elections would be able to eat them again without fear of unwanted side effects, but the breaking of the truce by ETA gilifascistas makes its contents back to be toxic.

bad I get to see the stupid / cowardly / fascist Otegi saying those terrible things he says, while his buddies what they call "left? patriotic thank you laugh. I prefer not to comment on the feeling that I produce the reactions and statements of other salvapatrias (fortunately disarmed), those who were once blue, now orange and always a cynical opportunist [Mariano dixit: " if you do not plant bombs is because he has given and if he will not give bombs. "]


Recommended comments Iñaki Gabilondo the beginning of his information (easy to find on YouTube). In Tuesday's "The negotiation with ETA is now anathema, until the PP to regain power when become high politics. "


veteran of the series, or never interested me ( Los Serrano) or long I tired of them ( CSI). In the new best not to talk: Red Circle , El Internado , Corso , As the dog and cat , The looming (perhaps the only has managed to do a little case).

survivors At this year and I know them and the great novelty of Four, X Factor , causes me indifference to the singers and hatred to the jury. Especially Miqui Puig. You have to fuck with this guy. Group had a shit, The Simple , ranging from mods and whose complete discography is not worth half that of Mel She of The favorites and now goes ... I do not know what the hell goes. De silly ass, for instance?.


So while I wait for it to arrive daily ration my favorite gravediggers, I can only House, which no longer has as much grace as before, and Desperate Housewives , although I do not know who killed whom and why.