Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Free Get Well Soon Cards Broken Leg

273 Kelvin



We said yesterday
the fashion of competitions on TV had its days numbered taking as base frequency of trends within the television landscape. Big mistake the role. Predicted that the passage of ostracizing the " Pasapalabra " and as good citric with a rule of thumb was more right than a holy "Pasapalabra" disappeared from our lives. But after a string change and less time than I've been slow to return to the blog, there you are again with your donut and a speaker that blunderbuss more than its predecessor. Impossible? "Incredible? Yes, both, but true.

And so, to the surprise of all my personalities, television is full of competitions. There are as many and as varied that could be talking about the next 12 +1 posts them. Maybe I do, but not today. I just returned from a long vacation bloggers and working as a short vacation to take the rest of my bile in one post. Only talk about one: "Identity ." Anything to do with the film ? No, no hint of a motel, rainy night, a murderer or heinous crimes. At least the cameras outside.

Yesterday I gave him a deserved second chance in the competition. Do you want me to say, 40% of the English population receiving could be watching TV last night to Grissom, but I'm tired long the nephew of Lady Fletcher. English awaken, renewed or die. Not everything can be to find traces of blood on the walls or pieces of fiber in porters. There is a world of sensations out of 5 of your remote.

The mechanics of "Identity" is that the contestant will show 12 people and a panel with 12 identities, which can be as diverse as "player selection of English football" or "father of the presenter." And to join with arrows. His only aid is the enigmatic mannequins pints live poker face that put them and three wildcards some ful. One of them is the only error that can have other is a committee of experts that rimbobantes professions covered (criminologist, an expert in HR, ...) have the same validity opinions of argument that a child of 3 years or a viewer of "That's your ." The other wild card, the Tridentity , reveals only three candidates for the personality you choose the competitor.

And so, to be separately identifiable person identity. Can be planted at any time or continue taking risks. Maximum award : 100 thousand euros. Minimum Award: 0 ballplayer.

The contest is presented by Antonio Garrido, with background as an actor ("simulators") and in the short-contest " minded people. "At this point in the film that the host of the program does not put you on edge and has no more importance than the contestants is a merit, so bravo to him.

Since the shared solitude of my living always complained that the TV contests are more a matter of chance that knowledge and the level, quality and neurons used in its preparation by the writers and filmmakers be counted on the fingers a cripple. Yesterday, his head hanging from the couch and feet in the air (ideal position for the brain and certain buzz sobrerriego dream) I saw that "Identity" does not get too of this pattern, except in the matter of chance. The competition may be stupid, yes, but not fool anyone. This award does not depend on that day the donut is to "start with the M, capital of Spain" or "begins with M, capital of Swaziland ." Maintains a constant criterion of difficulty and equal opportunity in the days running, is a scarce commodity.

If we add that the mechanics invited to play at home ("fat cake taster is fixed") and, above all, do not file Sobera , we have the perfect program for evenings that it screws the adsl, the xbox the hard disk player, and is magnetized with fields for particles down all your DVDs.

Zama is back. With renewed spirits. And this time is to stay.

Sunday, July 8, 2007

Invinting For Bothers Marriage

Ways to lie face


Last week we enjoyed / sufir in the 2 the debate on the state of the nation . In that debate attended the presentation by our highly paid political leaders what is your version of the state of the state. The prime minister presented us with a country which, if not the best of this world we walk around, the president of the opposition offered his view that, once heard, do not understand how the poor Rajoy has not yet taken a ticket in the next canoe towards cualquierotrositio .
Hours after face to face ZP / Rajoy Noche Hache, the puppet pulled Acebes Angelito reinterpreting the superhit of Leno " Ways to live." Very funny and, above all, very wise. I imagine Rosendo Descojonado at home while a hairy puppet of the doctor of half-truths , general secretary Peper, which is Angel Acebes aznarianos shook their hair to the rhythm of Ways of lying. " Mariano spoke

much, especially ETA, but part of the record and the requirement to ZP for proven innocent, I stayed with that of good socialist catechism in reference to the subject of Citizenship Education . That mention of the catechism took me to the obvious: the Catholic Church and their bosses. If it were not for its medieval influence opinions "millions? People, these atrocities for their largemouth spitting would be worthy of a comedy show in prime time .
As jerifaltes Christian sect that calls itself Catholic (ie universal) can not openly say that are against most of the contents of that subject, because it would highlight the human rights and democratic values \u200b\u200bare taught that there are in clear opposition to their totalitarian approaches, all focus on the treatment on this subject is given to sex in general and homosexuality in particular.

propose a little exercise to try to show the absurdity of their position: suppose that God exists and created the universe and everything in it, including our planet, compared with the whole Universe would be like the a tiny insignificant ant shit in the middle of the vastness of the Amazon. Is it logical to think that God creator is worried about what the people of this small piece of rock lost one of the billions of galaxies that make up creation do with their sexual organs?. I think not. Moreover, if indeed you are concerned about where we put our penises and what we put in our vaginas, that God is a bastard because first gives us the sexual instinct and invents orgasm and then we greatly limits their use.

And finally, another amateur to manipulate their subjects: Kim Jong Il . On Friday we saw Four love the leader above all, a great Jon Sistiaga reporting on North Korea and its regime stunned. The documentary does not show the whole reality of the country and the guides / political commissars who accompany tourists camouflaged journalists exert tight control over everything that is written, but what you see is enough to get a sense of dread in living those 22 million poor souls who have had the misfortune to be born north of 38. Recommend its viewing to those who have not already done so, I guess in the vastness of the Internet is not difficult to find, and each draw their own conclusions .

Thursday, June 7, 2007

Biology: Experiment To Find Glucose In Urine

Thankfully we have ... Fisher


I very recently little television. Rather, lately happened more or less the same time watching television than before but I see nothing. wander from one channel to another without any fixed destination.


The information was one of my addictions, but I have a season without eating. The campaign's adultery and my brain does not feel good. I thought that after the elections would be able to eat them again without fear of unwanted side effects, but the breaking of the truce by ETA gilifascistas makes its contents back to be toxic.

bad I get to see the stupid / cowardly / fascist Otegi saying those terrible things he says, while his buddies what they call "left? patriotic thank you laugh. I prefer not to comment on the feeling that I produce the reactions and statements of other salvapatrias (fortunately disarmed), those who were once blue, now orange and always a cynical opportunist [Mariano dixit: " if you do not plant bombs is because he has given and if he will not give bombs. "]


Recommended comments IƱaki Gabilondo the beginning of his information (easy to find on YouTube). In Tuesday's "The negotiation with ETA is now anathema, until the PP to regain power when become high politics. "


veteran of the series, or never interested me ( Los Serrano) or long I tired of them ( CSI). In the new best not to talk: Red Circle , El Internado , Corso , As the dog and cat , The looming (perhaps the only has managed to do a little case).

survivors At this year and I know them and the great novelty of Four, X Factor , causes me indifference to the singers and hatred to the jury. Especially Miqui Puig. You have to fuck with this guy. Group had a shit, The Simple , ranging from mods and whose complete discography is not worth half that of Mel She of The favorites and now goes ... I do not know what the hell goes. De silly ass, for instance?.


So while I wait for it to arrive daily ration my favorite gravediggers, I can only House, which no longer has as much grace as before, and Desperate Housewives , although I do not know who killed whom and why.

Thursday, May 10, 2007

2.4 Ghz Collinear Antenna Model

Without the tele live death


How long was it since your last day without TV?. According to statistics, the English (including peripheral nationalists do not support this nationality) spent more than three hours in front of that magic box silly (I maybe more). But last Saturday was one of those days without TV , as is likely to be for a number of regular readers of this blog, for reasons I do not care about the rest of those who passed through here.

The addicted to some type of drug, nicotine in my case, we know how hard to go 24 hours without eating, but those who try to control our addictions we know that the end is not bad. And this case was no different television withdrawal. Would any TV he remembered that day?.

The TV has become the inseparable companion of almost every family and the reason for many conflicts. I read somewhere that I can not remember (hash n'el shit) to a TV in the room, via a negative influence on the electromagnetic radiation-needed and refreshing night's sleep. The much-needed sexual partner is delirious hit-hours via TV in Spain! - by the presence on campus TV conjugate. Supernanny always recommends that the time dedicated to food should dispense with the TV company, which is meeting not that question of whether Aviator Dro TV is nutritious.

One that will surely consume little TV lately is the head of all this, zama , he should go at this point near the pink house, which is not the brothel ( Horoscope ) that there are about my house, but the residence of the President of Argentina. Those who shared
cathodic withdrawal last Saturday, thanks for the cohiba -very tasty, and the WC -very entertaining talks. And health for all.

Duties for the weekend: Spend the morning to see Malcolm in the middle in Antena3 and Saturday night to get drunk more easily to digest Eurovision Song Contest.

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Minnetonka Moccasin Michiga




Death is the only absolute truth. All, without fail, we will face it: we do not know when or how, but some day everyone will enjoy / suffer our last minutes of life. Many used the 60 second terminals in your gods reminded how good they were in life and, accordingly, they plot size celestial proportional to its goodness and generosity, others not so sure having lived an exemplary life, (What the hell is that?) resign themselves to descend into hell. The rest, the unbelievers, the atheists damn, we guess on the part of our body will be more palatable to the worms.

Because of this inability to wriggle out of death and given that the vast majority of us do not like to live we die, most of our time trying to ignore this reality and our leisure and entertainment is not usually as the protagonist's death.

well aware of this are responsible for different television programming. So death on TV does not usually take a long time. In the entertainment space is not even mentioned. The reports count of deaths caused by the daily violence . Offal programs deal with it only to exploit the morbid of death of famous people. In the series is the preferred tool to get rid of characters that do not work or actors who want to quit the series.

But there is a great series where death is the protagonist. Six Feet Under - Six Feet Under earth - is the story of Fisher , a quirky family funeral in Los Angeles. La 2 released his first two seasons a little over three years and then left. It now promises to deliver the complete series (5 seasons) in stable times, about 12:30 or 1 am Monday through Thursday. They take a week, while I get to work with more sleep than usual. But worth.

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Malm Bed Missing Part

Homes


Street is a program Four (Friday after the news, almost always) I see occasionally. And more often lately.
Last Friday, while some of our species came to the celebration of the passion and death of Jesus, taught us program (which we stayed at home) how are the homes of humans.

A "apartment? (Over 700m2) in Marbella disgustingly ostentatious. Belongs to a European family, one of their several homes. Price: about 5 million euros.

A house in an exclusive development in Cadiz (I think). Zillions m2 between garden and house. With swimming pool, sauna, gym, a dressing room bigger than many minipisos , cinema, supercocina. Is home to an Irish ex-broker and a financial English. They move through their work. Price: nearly 6 million euros. Family

Madrid editors and super big house sells. The children have flown the nest, at least two because the third is still there and now he looks older man ( "mortgage problems?! ) - and the home are too great. And therefore: 3 children, 3 large bedrooms with 3 large studies. Excellent soils. Price: 5 to 6 million euros.

design house designed by the owner, an architect supercool has thought the house to make it more in terms of human residences. With many things designed very artistic . They say that they live there and that is great. I do not think you can live in that house all. Price: EUR 7 million

And the final fireworks. Tens of thousands of square meters in one day was a mountain on the coast of Mallorca. Stunning sea views. Some 3000m2 built. Two pools, one heated and one unheated inside out. A garage for 11 cars!. The decor is Ikea-minimalist. The type of the housing agency, a child former champion tennis Hamburg, said that furnish a bit because it is not good teaching all that empty. The German agent, who arrived by helicopter from the heliport building on the farm, says that to maintain that home service is required at least 4 people. Price 50 million euros.

Street has devoted several programs to the issue of housing. In some calls were shown slums, another suffered mortgaged made evident the greed of the building, showing a wide range of defects in their homes.

All this may suggest many questions, in particular the following: Should not illegal, immoral or at least , achieving this level of wealth ?, should not be considered socially wrong, as junkies, or fat, or ugly, or stupid ?.